February 2012
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Hey. So. you should rec me some more CParks that I...
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ferocity asked: 95% DUH (we need more snuggle fests that aren't interrupted by christie's butt)
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Anonymous asked: 80%
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Watchtmclark91:
windatyourfeels:
Everytime I see it.
Oh hey, it’s that time again.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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I'm bored. So I'mma attempt to start a...
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
FINISH THE SENTENCE! Misha Collins is….?
fucking insane, and I love him.
Insane? WHO? MISHA? Naah.
yeah, you right, he’s completely in the right mind, sanity is pretty much his middle name
JUST look at this face! Does this say insane to you?
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Put a percent in my ask box.
ferocity:
rappinpicard:
windycarnage:
spider8itch:
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
heh this might be fun?? ;u;
hehhhhhhhhh
:3
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Tomorrow I'm stealing my brother's XBox for the...
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I'm bored. So I'mma attempt to start a...
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
FINISH THE SENTENCE! Misha Collins is….?
fucking insane, and I love him.
Insane? WHO? MISHA? Naah.
yeah, you right, he’s completely in the right mind, sanity is pretty much his middle name
JUST look at this face! Does this say insane to you?
I'm bored. So I'mma attempt to start a...
bendydickcomeonmybap:
sunnyxstars:
bendydickcomeonmybap:
FINISH THE SENTENCE! Misha Collins is….?
fucking insane, and I love him.
Insane? WHO? MISHA? Naah.
yeah, you right, he’s completely in the right mind, sanity is pretty much his middle name
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I'm bored. So I'mma attempt to start a...
bendydickcomeonmybap:
FINISH THE SENTENCE! Misha Collins is….?
fucking insane, and I love him.
mypatronusisyou:
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
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So apparently it is illegal to own a hedgehog in...
unicorn-dealing-octopus:
nerdeebirdee:
There go my dreams of buying a hedgehog and naming him Martin Freeman.
I guess I can always buy Martin Freeman and name him Hedgehog.
aseldfhasefg;jsedf The last sentence.
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Music and fandom
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp