How to be Dean Winchester, in 11 easy steps! (AKA, holy shit, I am bored as balls)

kittykazoo13:

Step 1: Be an average pretty boy with green eyes, light brown hair and freckles.

I have dark brown hair that looks lighter because this picture is washed out, and my eyes are actually more grey than green, but who is keeping score. 

Step 2: Have some sort of necklace or amulet that you wear on the outside of your shirt.

(This was mah daddy’s! Looks nothing like the Samulet, I just wear it all the time)

Step 3: Get some sort of flannel or denim overshirt. The more beat up, the better, BECAUSE YOU’RE FROM MIDDLE AMERICA, DAMMIT.

Step 4: Get a vintage car length leather coat, and POP THE COLLAR ON THAT SONUVABITCH!

Step 5: Listen to rock and be generally awesome and shit.

Step 6: Duck lips, bitches.

Step 7: BE ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. Shout abuse at demons. Shout abuse at angels. Shout abuse at your younger brother. Be sarcastic when asked about your feelings. BE THE ORNERIEST SONUVABITCH THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.

Step 8: Have a pop culture reference for everything.

Step 9: Eat like there is no tomorrow. Because for all you know, there might not be.

And make sure that shit is unhealthy as possible.

Step 10: Drink. Drink a fucking TON.

Step 11: Cry grossly over the trench coat of your totally not boyfriend angel best friend. Make sure Sammy doesn’t see you…

And congratulations, you are now Dean Winchester. Good lucking huntin’ things and savin’ people and all that!

Holy shit, I can’t believe I just spent my time making that. I am so weird…

BRB DYING

(Source: thesockmonkeyrenegade)

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